The Nice Iframes Version (IE 3+)
The Hideously Ugly Frames Version
The Shameful, Shameful Non-frames Version

I could keep listing this site's assets, but it'd be best if you just go ahead and click one of the above links and see the "literary art" for yourselves.

I hope you cherish this gateway site though, as I have taken great care to make sure it is ridiculously longer and wordier than any gateway site has need to be!

Now enjoy "Hilarity Ensues" or "Happy and Sane," whatever you wish to call it! You'll get a smile and a nod of approval from me either way my friend.

Hmmm... And now in an elaborate ruse designed to hopefully help me "climb" higher on the Google search engine, I will make this gateway even longer than it was!

Funny stories and poems... That is what this website is all about, but you know that already. I will now take a moment to spotlight a few of my favorite humorous stories and poems:

"An Axemaster, a Midget, and a Pony": This is a funny short story about a man named Axemaster The Fierce and his quest to save his beloved bunnies from peril. Along the way he meats an aged hippy, a midget in a barrel, and rabid ducks guarding a mysterious fortress.

A Change of Luck": Here is a mostly funny, albeit absurdest, short story about a man who believes he is cursed and destined to fail at the game of love. Will he overcome all odds and the fates themselves and find love, or will his hopes and dreams be smooshed?

"Sergei The Searcher" : A funny short story about time travel, and what happens when idiots play around with it... It is a work of what "they" are calling "hyperfiction," basically my plot structure is set up in such a way that you the reader get to choose where the story goes (well, to an extent).

"The Fate of the Ancient Lizards" : Ever wanted to read the real story about how dinosaurs became extinct? Well, this is it... Scientists weren't too far off. Read it; you can't go wrong with funny dinosaur stories! A children's story if I ever read one (and I haven't).

"Old Man Wars" : How oh how will the world's population count be controlled in the distant future when there are too many people!? This is a "funny" story about old men fighting in death matches... Your children will love it.

Poems:

"The Fast Food Guy" : A funny poem about one special fast food employee and his quest to amuse himself.

"Don’t..." : A funny poem about running naked... and why you probably shouldn't in some situations.

"Icky Intersection" : Another funny poem about the responsibilities of daycare workers and their inability to successfully guide children safely across intersections.

*Update! (1-24-06)

I have finally uploaded my three very funny plays (10 minute plays), so you must read them:

It's Nuts : A short funny play about squirrels fighting over which nut is better: acorns or walnuts.

Of Love, Lunch, and Losers :A short funny play about three different guys who go after the same girl...

It's Just A Napkin : An insane, and hopefully funny, play about life and love in a world that is just... strange.

And finally, here are some of the funny quotes, sayings, aphorisms, and epigrams I've compiled... Funny quotes

PS: If you see a "gateway" site longer than this one, please email me about it so I can make mine longer. Oh, and I have no shame about repeating "funny/humorous stories and poems" over and over again so that search engines will actually show this site...

-John Lindsey

Oh, and please check out the funny short stories and poems...